Kauffman Stadium Food, Rated

Two scores on every item: ours and the crowd’s. Ours means somebody from Bleacher Bound ordered the thing and finished it. We have been to Kauffman Stadium, so where a score is missing here it is because we have not gotten to that item yet, not because we have not been through the gate.

Joe’s KC Bar-B-Que and Belfonte ice cream are on the list below, along with more from around the ballpark. Rate anything you have actually eaten.

Rate the food at Kauffman Stadium

Two scores, side by side. Ours, and everybody else's. They are allowed to disagree, and when they do, that is the most useful thing on this page.

We have been to Kauffman Stadium, but we have not scored the menu yet. Community scores are open now, and ours will go up next to them as we work through the list.

  1. Z-Man Sandwich (Joe's KC Bar-B-Que)

    Right Field, adjacent to the Outfield Experience

    Slow-smoked beef brisket with smoked provolone and two crispy onion rings on a toasted Kaiser roll. This is the sandwich Joe's is known for, brought over from the shop for the right field stand.

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  2. Chicken Z-Man Sandwich (Joe's KC Bar-B-Que)

    Right Field, adjacent to the Outfield Experience

    Smoked pulled chicken with BBQ mayo, smoked provolone and two crispy onion rings on a toasted Kaiser roll. The chicken version of Joe's classic Z-Man.

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  3. Onion Rings (Joe's KC Bar-B-Que)

    Right Field, adjacent to the Outfield Experience

    Sold on their own at the Joe's stand, same rings that top both Z-Man sandwiches.

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  4. Belfonte Ice Cream Sundae

    Center Field, Outfield Experience

    A scooped sundae from Belfonte, the Kansas City dairy that runs the stand marked by the giant cone in Center Field.

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  5. Belfonte Milkshake

    Center Field, Outfield Experience

    A hand-scooped milkshake from the same Belfonte stand as the sundae.

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  6. Royal Fried Rice (Craft & Draft)

    Loge level, near Section 301, third-base side

    Fried rice with chopped burnt-ends brisket, crispy onion, smokey sauce, barbecue aioli, scallions, and cilantro.

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  7. Upper Deck Dog (Craft & Draft)

    Loge level, near Section 301, third-base side

    An all-beef link done in tempura batter and potato starch, with mozzarella and barbecue aioli.

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  8. S'mores Quesadilla (Craft & Draft)

    Loge level, near Section 301, third-base side

    Nutella, marshmallow fluff, and graham cracker crumbs in a golden-brown flour tortilla, with strawberry pico.

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  9. Back to Blueberry (Craft & Draft)

    Loge level, near Section 301, third-base side

    Basque cheesecake and blueberry compote between two Liege waffle buns, rolled in Fruity Pebbles.

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  10. Frozen Royal Rita

    Rivals Sports Bar, Sections 250-252, Right Field

    A frozen cocktail from Rivals Sports Bar in right field. Rivals keeps pouring after the general concession stands stop.

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  11. Beef Wellington Hot Dog

    Rivals Sports Bar, Sections 250-252, Right Field

    A foot-long all-beef hot dog with puff pastry, prosciutto, mushrooms, chipotle ketchup, and mustard.

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  12. Big League Pork Cutlet Sandwich

    Rivals Sports Bar, Sections 250-252, Right Field

    A breaded pork cutlet sandwich with Asian slaw and aioli.

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  13. Beef Short Rib Corn Dog

    Hey Batter Batter, Section 239

    A corn dog made with braised beef short rib and beef demi-glace in a buttermilk cornbread batter with parmesan breadcrumbs. It is served with truffle mac and cheese.

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  14. Tiramisu Helmet

    Rivals Sports Bar, Sections 250-252, Right Field

    Tiramisu served in a souvenir helmet.

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  15. Royal Razz Dirty Soda

    Dive Bar, Section 239

    The Royal Razz flavor of dirty soda, from the Dive Bar.

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  16. Strawberry Shortcake Dirty Soda

    Dive Bar, Section 239

    The Strawberry Shortcake flavor of dirty soda, from the Dive Bar.

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  17. Chicken & Waffle Cone

    Rivals Sports Bar, Sections 250-252, Right Field

    Boneless chicken wings in a thin waffle cone, served with hot honey, chipotle ketchup, and ranch for dipping.

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  18. Cheese Frenchee

    Rivals Sports Bar

    A cheddar and provolone grilled cheese on Texas toast, battered in Cool Ranch Doritos and deep-fried. It is vegetarian.

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  19. Elotes Corn Dog

    Hey Batter Batter, Section 239

    An all-beef corn dog topped with Flamin' Hot Cheetos, grilled corn, cotija cheese, cilantro lime crema, and Tajín.

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  20. Jerk Chicken Double Dip

    Grand Slammies, Section 247

    Grilled chicken marinated in jerk seasoning, with mango-habanero jerk barbecue sauce, pineapple slaw, and cilantro lime crema on a white hoagie bun.

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  21. Italian Beef Pasqwich

    Section 208

    An Italian beef sandwich named for Vinnie Pasquantino, who goes by the Pasquatch.

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  22. Italian Sausage (Italian Sausage Co.)

    Section 234

    The Italian Sausage Co. stand sells a locally sourced Italian sausage.

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  23. Andy's Frozen Custard Half Pint

    Sections 221 and 239, and the Price Chopper Marketplace

    A half pint of Andy's Frozen Custard.

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  24. Brisketacho

    Sections 221, 234, 417, and 422

    Brisket nachos stacked in a souvenir baseball helmet.

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  25. Beyond Brat

    Marketplace, Section 203

    Beyond Meat makes this plant-based bratwurst, listed as the vegetarian option at the Marketplace stand.

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  26. Chicken Plate (Hawaiian Bros Island Grill)

    Behind home plate, near the Royals Team Store

    Polynesian-marinated grilled chicken with macaroni salad and white rice.

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  27. 9-9-9 Challenge

    Nine mini hot dogs and nine flight-sized beers, one of each per inning.

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