Daikin Park Food, Rated

Ours and the crowd’s, side by side, on every item. A Bleacher Bound number means somebody from Bleacher Bound actually ate the thing. There is a lot of menu in this building and we have not worked through all of it.

The Butcher and the Brisket Donut are on the list below, along with more from around the ballpark. Rate anything you have actually eaten.

Rate the food at Daikin Park

Two scores, side by side. Ours, and everybody else's. They are allowed to disagree, and when they do, that is the most useful thing on this page.

We have been to Daikin Park, but we have not scored the menu yet. Community scores are open now, and ours will go up next to them as we work through the list.

  1. 18-Hour Smoked Brisket

    Sections 105, 116, 152, 224, 408, and 434

    Smoked for 18 hours at the Butcher's counters around the building.

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  2. Smoked Pork Loin (The Butcher)

    Sections 105, 116, 152, 224, 408, and 434

    Smoked pork loin off the same 18-hour smoker that turns out the Butcher's brisket.

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  3. Smoked Half Chicken (The Butcher)

    Sections 105, 116, 152, 224, 408, and 434

    A smoked half chicken off the Butcher's counter.

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  4. Smoked Sausage (The Butcher)

    Sections 105, 116, 152, 224, 408, and 434

    Smoked sausage off the Butcher's counter, the same smoker behind the brisket.

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  5. Smoked Ribs (The Butcher)

    Sections 105, 116, 152, 224, 408, and 434

    Smoked ribs off the Butcher's counter.

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  6. Loaded Baked Potato (The Butcher)

    Sections 105, 116, 152, 224, 408, and 434

    A baked potato loaded with your choice of brisket or chicken off the Butcher's smoker.

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  7. Chopped Brisket Sandwich (The Butcher)

    Sections 105, 116, 152, 224, 408, and 434

    Chopped brisket off the Butcher's smoker, piled on a bun.

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  8. Brisket Nachos (The Butcher)

    Sections 105, 116, 152, 224, 408, and 434

    Nachos topped with brisket off the Butcher's smoker.

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  9. The Brisket Donut

    Sections 134 and 409

    Fried brisket 'donuts' served with BBQ sauce and mac and cheese.

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  10. Maple Brisket Wafflewich

    Section 109

    Shredded brisket, cheese sauce, and pickled red onions stacked between waffles with maple syrup over the top.

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  11. BBQ Pork Burnt End Onion Blossom

    Atrium, Section 106

    A fried whole onion loaded with pork burnt ends, queso blanco, pickled onions, and BBQ sauce.

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  12. Frozen Margarita (El Tiempo)

    El Tiempo Margarita Bar, Sections 109 and 156

    A frozen margarita from El Tiempo, the Houston Tex-Mex restaurant, poured at its Margarita Bar at Sections 109 and 156.

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  13. Fajitas (El Tiempo)

    Counter in the Honda Club, Section 256

    Fajita platters from El Tiempo, the Houston Tex-Mex restaurant, served at its counter in the Honda Club at Section 256.

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  14. StrosRita

    Sections 106, 114, and 128

    The park's own signature margarita.

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  15. Crawlache

    Sections 113 and 427

    Puff pastry wrapped around a Slovacek pepperjack sausage, served on a stick with honey mustard.

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  16. Bahn Mi Dog

    Sections 113, 129, 155, 416, and 427

    A footlong hot dog dressed with daikon slaw, bacon, cilantro, and sriracha aioli, a nod to Houston's Vietnamese community.

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  17. Whataburger

    Section 156

    A stand for Whataburger, the Texas burger chain.

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  18. Blue Bell Ice Cream (souvenir helmet)

    Cookies & Creamery stand

    Blue Bell ice cream served in a souvenir helmet at the Cookies & Creamery stand.

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  19. Beyond Burger

    H-Town Grill, Sections 109, 231, and 409

    A meat-free Beyond Burger patty swapped onto the grill's standard burger build.

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  20. Mc RBI Sandwich

    Sections 116 and 224

    A smoky pork sandwich topped with escabeche pickles on a potato roll.

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  21. Crawford Dog

    Section 111 portable and Section 420 portable

    Two split, griddled all-beef hot dogs on a Martin's potato roll, topped with Crawford Bock bacon-onion jam and mustard. The Crawford Dog is named for the Crawford Boxes.

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  22. Pennant Pickle Dog

    Sections 113, 129, 156, 251, and 427

    The Pennant Pickle Dog is a hot dog topped with jalapeño slaw and fried pickle chips.

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  23. Bayou City Hot Dog

    Sections 113, 129, 156, 251, and 427

    A 12-inch hot dog with smoked pork burnt ends, cheese sauce, and spicy BBQ sauce on top.

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  24. H-Town Hot Boomin' Onion

    Atrium, Section 106

    Popcorn chicken, hot honey aioli, and H-Town hot sauce on top of a deep-fried onion.

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  25. Buffalo Chicken Pizza

    Sections 116, 153, 411, and 429

    Crust City Pizza's buffalo chicken pie, made with chicken tenders, ranch, and buffalo sauce.

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  26. Crawford Dog Pizza

    Sections 116, 153, 411, and 429

    The Crawford Dog made into a pizza, with sliced hot dogs, sweet BBQ sauce, Crawford Bock bacon-onion jam, whole-milk mozzarella, and yellow mustard.

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  27. Fried Pickle Spears

    Section 206 and the Section 420 portable

    Pickle spears marinated in buttermilk, coated in a cereal blend, fried, and served with ranch.

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  28. Wake Up Call

    Atrium, Section 106

    A carajillo-style coffee cocktail made with Maker's Mark bourbon.

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  29. Kentucky Connection

    Atrium, Section 106

    Maker's Mark and Disaronno amaretto with espresso, topped with cold foam.

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  30. Quesadillas (Taqueria Arandas)

    Sections 154 and 420

    Quesadillas from the Taqueria Arandas counter.

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  31. Elote

    Elote, or street corn, from the Elote & Pupusas kiosk.

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  32. Chipotle Chicken Pupusas

    Pupusas made with chipotle chicken.

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  33. Chicken Tinga Tostada

    Chicken tinga served on a tostada.

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  34. Wings (Pluckers)

    Section 156

    Wings from Pluckers Wing Bar, including a boneless version, with a wide range of sauces and rubs.

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  35. Fried Pickle Chips (Pluckers)

    Section 156

    Fried pickle chips, served as a side at Pluckers Wing Bar.

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  36. Beam & Lemonade

    Jim Beam Kentucky Straight Bourbon mixed with Minute Maid Lemonade.

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  37. Tito's Crush City Mule

    Tito's vodka with lime, orange juice, and ginger beer, garnished with an orange slice.

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  38. Branson & Cola

    Branson Phantom VS Cognac poured with cola and lime.

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  39. Hornitos Ranch Water

    Hornitos Reposado tequila, lime juice, and Topo Chico, with an optional Tajín rim.

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  40. Taquitos (Taqueria Arandas)

    Sections 154 and 420

    Taquitos from the Taqueria Arandas counter.

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